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    Santa Banta Jokes ....

    Hi Friends,
    Here some funny jokes of santa banta....

  • Judge : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
    Santa : Par Janab
    Judge : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
    doctor-konsa game khelteho?
    santa-mobile mai snake wala

  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
    Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
    Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

  • Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
    Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....


  • Regards,
    Vishal Gabani
  • #1440
  • santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
    banta:kyo?
    santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

  • Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
    Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  • Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
    Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
    Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
  • #1444
  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
    Santa: Biwi Se
    Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
    Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
    biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

  • Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
    Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
    Santa: Nahin yaar,
    Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

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