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    Jokes Jokes and Jokes

    Hello Members,

    Please share some jokes and have some fun time during your works hours.
    Here is my joke.

    A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money. I woke up and
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    Started searching with him.
  • #1397
    Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,agar main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA Bana do.
    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1398
    Haaaaahaaaa
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  • #1399
    A Man buy a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie

    He then decides 2 test it during dinner.
    First he asked his Son, where were u today during school hours ?
    Son : At School.
    Robot slaps son!

    OK, I lied, I went to the movies.

    Dad : Which one ?
    Son : Toy Story.
    Robot again slaps son
    again! OK, it was reshma ki jawani.

    Dad : What ?! When I was of your age I never watched such movies....

    Robot slaps Dad!

    Mom : Ha ha! After all he's yours son.
    Robot slaps mom !
    Total silence.. ! :O :D

    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1405
    Santa: I want to know my mobile bill how much it is?
    Call centre Gal: Sir, can you please dial 123 to know your current bill status.
    Santa: You Stupid I am asking for my MOBILE BILL not CURRENT BILL.

    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1406
    Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
    SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
    Bikari - roti dedo
    Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
    Bikari -lao tamatar hi do
    Santa ki Mammy - ye totla hai,keh raha hai,
    KAMAKAR khao.



    Ha ha......
    pritan

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  • #1409
  • A Management student hugged a girl.
    The surprised girl, " What was that?"
    The Boy replied, "Dear, it's direct marketing."
    The girl slapped the boy.
    Boy, "What's that?"
    Girl,"That's customer's feedback."


  • Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age; But will kill you if you forget their birthday !!!!


  • Love doesn't die due to distance, it's killed by fuel price.


  • What's the similarity between Income Tax & a caller Tune?
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    In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoys!!!!!




  • Vishal Gabani

  • #1410
  • My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven'tt paid the bill.
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    How irresponsible they are !!!!!!!!



  • Vishal Gabani

  • #1412
    Surprise but... you know what is the most expensive things? its female TEAR.... surprise???
    ..When a drop comes out from her eyes, it 1st mix with 'LOREAL'
    eye liner and 'DIOR' mascara...
    then coming down to cheek, it mix with 'DNG' blusher..
    and finally in case it touch the beautiful lips, it gets mix with 'MAYBELLINE' lipstick.....
    single drop cost worth Rs. 1500....

    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1413
    my school teacher pointed me with his ruler saying: 'At the end of this ruler there is an idiot'

    I got punishment after asking which end... ;)

    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1414
    Cheetah Cigarette Ka Kash
    Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki..
    Achanak
    Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola,
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    Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna
    Khubsurat Hai..
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    Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal
    Diya..
    . Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha
    Tha,
    Chuha Fir Bola, Bhai Chhod Do
    Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho
    Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
    . .
    Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
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    Aage Sher Whisky Peeney Ki
    TayariKar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..
    .
    Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha
    Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad
    Mare..
    . Hathi Bola:"Kyun Maar Rahe Ho
    Is Bechare Ko.. ??
    .
    Sher Bola:"Ye Saala Roz Charas
    peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat
    Jungle Ghumata Hai..




    Ha....
    Pritan

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  • #1415
    Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World...
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    E-Mail To Email
    &
    Female To Female...:-)






    Ha....ha
    Pritan

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  • #1416
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: I love someone else.
    Boy: Udash ho gaya fir achanak bola, wait i will tell you MOM.
    Girl: Ruk ja KAMINE I love you 2...

    Cheers,
    z i n !
    ",,...Even smile can be Charity...,," Holy Prophet (Peace be upon him)

  • #1418
    Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
    Vincent: One dollar.
    Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
    Vincent: You don't know my father.



    HA...Ha..
    Pritan

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